Why does everyone hate QPR?

qpr_logo_52746Football fans rarely reach a consensus on anything, but it feels like everyone wants QPR to go down this season. This is a difficult subject for me to address because my brother in law is a QPR fan – Darren, sorry man, nothing personal in this. But, every time relegation comes up, I always hear people saying “I really hope QPR go down”.

QPR never used to be so unpopular. Their 70’s team is talked up as one of the most stylish and entertaining sides of its era. And, while Loftus Road isn’t to everyone’s taste, I’ve always enjoyed as an away day. It’s an intimate venue with all the stands very tight to pitch. A proper old football ground. So, how did the West London club become so universally loathed?

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The World Cup doesn’t have to be a burden

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Sepp Blatter started work on the latest chapter of his memoirs (working title: The Great Dictator) when he pulled Qatar’s name out of the envelope and revealed it to a stunned global audience. He was delighted to be spreading the love to new frontiers, but that was December 2010. Now he’s reportedly having second thoughts. Surprise, surprise.

The concerns voiced by everyone about the feasibility of a World Cup in Qatar focused on the many obvious challenges – the lack of football infrastructure, the size of the country, human rights, and the furnace like conditions that Qatar endures each and every summer. All valid points, of course. What fan in their right mind what want to hand over thousands of pounds voluntarily to spend a couple of weeks in this hellish landscape? (answer: the England Band).

Blatter might argue that there were plenty of concerns before the World Cup in South Africa, and that tournament was ultimately a success in terms of delivery. The stadiums were completed on time, logistically it held up, and the teams had the right facilities. But, only FIFA would host a major sporting event in South Africa and implement a European-level pricing structure, making tickets prohibitively expensive for the majority of the host nation’s population.

The sight of swathes of empty seats during many fixtures of the 2010 tournament was impossible to dress up as anything other than a huge embarrassment. This is the World Cup, supposedly the biggest and best football show on the plant, so why is no one in the stadium watching it?

Don’t worry, said Sepp, we’ll sort it out. And sort it he did, by sending the tournament to a country with a population of 1.8 million –  that’s 1.4 million fewer people than the 3.3 million who attended matches in South Africa. Genius!

But, the World Cup is about more than the fans at the stadium; it is about the global audience that FIFA’s corporate sponsors want to hawk their products to. Yes, they need some people to go to the games, but the reality is that TV rights and advertising revenues have become far more lucrative than match tickets.

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England’s greatest manager immortalised

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As it’s international week, here’s a very brief international special featuring the Graham Taylor soundboard.

Following England is usually as much fun as pulling your fingernails pulled out, but with this device you can act out your managerial fantasies from the comfort of your living room.

It features all the best sound bites from England’s greatest ever manager (international and club level), with some of his most brilliant and unique tactical instructions, such as: CAN WE NOT KNOCK IT! Or, FACKIN PAUL! And of course, CARLTON!

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England and Rio Ferdinand, again.

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If only Rio had done what he was perfectly within his rights to do and turn his back on England, for good. He had no reason to feel he owed his country anything, not after the ‘footballing reasons’ snub of last summer.

I’ll concede that Ferdinand might have handled the decision regarding his latest withdrawal a little bit better. There’s not much point making a big play of wanting to be involved if you don’t think you’re training regime will allow it. And, I can understand why he pisses a lot of people off. Even so, the abuse he got from England fans during the San Marino match was a sad, sorry, and depressing indictment on a country that can’t appreciate one of the best centre-backs of his generation, and we’re talking globally here. Ferdinand would have walked into pretty much any team at his best.

It really doesn’t help when the England captain, Steven Gerrard, feels the need to condone the England fans who spent the evening calling Ferdinand a wanker. At best the England fans were showing their disdain for a perceived snub from Ferdinand, but if that’s all it was, why the need for a reprisal of Chelsea’s ‘you know what you are’ number?

This chant has racist connotations. Sorry, but it does. It was sung by a section of Chelsea fans immediately following the allegations made by Anton Ferdinand against John Terry. Remember, the same section of Chelsea fans proceeded to boo Rio Ferdinand for being the brother of someone that John Terry racially abused.

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The Bundesliga Binge: Cologne and Mönchengladbach

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I’m told that there are lots of cool places to go out in Cologne, but I have been twice and am yet to find them. This time I was given instructions on where to go, with maps and everything, but failed to follow them, and ended up in a bar frequented by middle aged Germans who like to get drunk and dance around to cover versions of Sex Bomb. I’m pretty sure this was the least cool bar in Cologne. Thankfully, that’s not what this trip was about. This trip was about football – lots of football – taking in two games in one day. A Cologne match at 1pm, then a trip to Borussia Mönchengladbach for the 6.30pm kick off. Let me tell you about my day. Come with me now to Cologne and a journey to the Rhein Energie Stadion.

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