When I’m bored I like to make lists of stuff. Most of them aren’t worth sharing, but these are.
Goals scored following a phenomenal first touch. I have a fairly woeful touch , so these are all items of rare beauty in my eyes.
The most humiliating way to score against an opponent.
Dip, bend and raw, brutal power.
An hour and a half of turgid rubbish can be immediately forgotten by ball hitting net in the last minute.
The counter attack is football’s equivalent of the sucker punch. When executed properly, it is the best example of the fluidity of football.
I wasn’t sure what to call this category. Basically, these are strikes that the goal scorer has made possible with an instinctive first touch to create the space, followed by an explosive shot. You’ll see what I mean.
Shearer’s didn’t make it. Bet he’s gutted.
The utopia, everyone gets to join in. Hooray!
English footballers don’t like going abroad, but a few have been brave enough to try it, and look what they did.
Taking pleasure from other people’s moments of personal horror.
A list dedicated to the scorer of some of the most beautiful goals ever seen.
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